A husband and wife went in for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate and painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 years they had been married. She went on and on and on about neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her on the lips passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least once every day of the week. Can you do this?”
The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here Monday thru Thursday, but on Fridays, I go fishin.”
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her on the lips passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least once every day of the week. Can you do this?”
The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here Monday thru Thursday, but on Fridays, I go fishin.”
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